ShortCircuited

May 27, 2008

Bite-Size Movie Reviews of the Month — May 08

Filed under: Bite-Size Reviews, Movieslsun @ 12:25 pm

Gonna take a while to get back to the old movie-watching habits. My goal is to have seen all the notable 07 films by next month.

Enchanted - I had a small laugh, but mostly just throwing up my dinner.
Cloverfield - I didn’t have a laugh, and threw up the rest of my dinner.
I Want Someone to Eat Cheese With - Taxi driver wisdom - your pretty girlfriend is just using you for your fat sexy body.
Soylent Green - Soylent Green doesn’t look as delicious as it sounds. Probably due to the absence of fava beans and a nice chianti.
Sweeney Todd - What do the pies taste like? It varies from person to person.
Gone Baby Gone - Ed Harris doesn’t play a villian? … Really? … No … Really?
Anchorman - Indisputable proof that women are workplace safety hazards.
Wristcutter: A love Story - Low budget. Check. Annoying music. check. Smug indie superiority. Check. Watch out Sundance.
Species - She’s what? Two years old? Enjoy your jail time.
The Ground Truth - Iraq war from the grunts’ point of view.

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