I’m going to try and make this a monthly feature. I’ll list the movies that I saw in the past month and try to summarize them with 20 words or less.
Songs from the Second Floor – Swedish minimalist art film with philosophical themes. One shot per scene. Camera doesn’t move.
Michael Clayton – George Clooney is sexy.
Paradise Now – The Arabic chick with a French accent is right. You can’t fight bloodshed with more bloodshed.
V for Vendetta - Makes a lot more sense than the Matrix
Babel - Mexicans dress like cowboys. Deaf mute Japaneses schoolgirls will do anyone. Morocco police will shoot at kids unprovoked.
Paris Je T’Aime - So many stars, so little time.
The Fountain - Epic battle between Aronofsky and studio executives.
No End In Sight – Bush fucked up. Cheney fucked up. Rumsfield fucked up. Iraqis got fucked.
The Simpsons Movie - Disappointing.
Knocked Up - I never wanted to have kids more in my life.
Superbad - Funniest movie I’ve seen all year.
Who Killed the Electric Car? – YOU DID!!
A Crude Awakening - We’re all going to die.
Howl’s Moving Castle – Japan may be ten thousand kilometers away, but shrooms are just as popular there as they are here.
The New World – What is the meaning of life? Who are you? Why am I whispering?
Proof – melodrama is the key to a brilliant mind.
Monster House - Adorable, but freaks me out.
Good Night and Good Luck - George Clooney is sexy
Garden State – Fuck you Zach Braff! Get off her!
Three Kings - The black guy doesn’t die first. Goerge Clooney is sexy. Iraqis got fucked.
The Lives of Others – There’s an epidemic of male pattern baldness in East Germany.
Once – Amazing work of realism
Harvey - Jimmy Stewart isn’t just crazy, he’s retarded. Therefore, give him an Oscar.
